April 20, 2009
boot camp
I’ve decided adults are idiots.
Please let me have more common sense then any of them, even Oto-sama, when I grow up. So, after that revlation, they all began to argue about what needed to be done.
…Obviously, no one thought about getting a hold of Drew-what’s-his-face.
No one even noticed when I walked out of the room. Sometimes I wonder how Kaa-san kept track of me when I was little.
Whoever that Almelda character was, though, he was right. There was a dragon. Stupidly, though, they were aiming AT the dragon.
“OI.” I yelled at him. He turned, and didn’t look pleased to see me. Wonderful.
“You have to come with me.” I told him. He just kept looking at me like he had no idea what I was saying, so I grabbed him by the back of his shirt and dragged him to KaibaCorp.
Of course, as soon as we got in there, I realized I had been spewing Japanese at him. Whoops. Kaa-san had already taken charge of him though, and mentioned Devynn. He perked up at the mention of her.
“How do I save her?” He asked. Kaa-san smiled, the evil smile that looked exactly like her kind smile. Then she looked at me.
“You have to learn how to duel, Drew.”
No. Oh no.
Nonononono.
DO NOT PIN THIS ON ME, KAA-SAN. I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN TEACH A COMPLETE NOOB HOW TO DUEL.
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Drew Tudor, welcome to Duel Monsters hell.